Me, terrible at geography: you are Danish?… like the pastry?

anyone that wears pre made jorts and not jorts sloppily cut with a knife from a pair of jeans should be imprisoned

cliff expert here, I see why people are upset, this is a rock

I don’t know why the Porsche drivers get title of the worst drivers when there are Jeep drivers out there

Are you supposed to feel good or bad for the bug trapped in your car for a 3 hour ride? Like damn I just separated you from your family OR did I just give you an all inclusive vacation to a new life

Mondays

there’s always a tweet

say it was bidens fault

see how he phrased it as humanity and not the world? very vampiric if you ask me…

watching ancient aliens about Leonardo da Vinci, sure this will be super rational

Shutting down the United States House of Representatives to avoid a vote on the Epstein matter should cause everyone to recalibrate their conspiracy meter from like a 6 out of 10 to 8.5 out of 10.

Gal Gadots acting kind of reminds me of Air Bud if he had peanut butter stuck on the roof of his mouth

labu and labububu

the main problem with this app is that any man who downloads it has never spoken to a woman so it’s pretty useless

broke: high speed rail across the US woke: slow speed lazy river across the US

feel like the epstein list probably could’ve just been named the pedo files

we need to put every Fox News host on Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader

Trump added $7.8 trillion to the debt his first term. Another $3.4 trillion already this term. Nearly a third of the National debt has been caused by Trump

Wednesdays