They really should update this carpet. No one likes it.

Man, this is some Strong Water ™

Don't listen to Jodi, retweet me MORE often!!!

Happy Birthday josue!!! Genuinely one of the best people on here

I don't think there has ever been a set of sequels that misunderstands the original more than the current run of Ghostbusters movies

Wait but I thought Save Splash Mountain people told me they would just do a lazy job 🤔

It looks like Mama Odie actually delivered on her hot sauce kickstarter

I'm back for my hater era

I'm promise I'm not sober now guys I just had to shit

The fun thing about Twitterdotcom is that I don't know how to do anything anymore so every day is like an adventure

I don't talk about my faith a lot, but Matthew 25:40 says: "To the least among you, you do of me." That's what the bipartisan border bill does. It's supported by law enforcement and lets us keep our dignity about how we treat people.

FIRST OF ALL

Yeah debates should be like Xdotcom where I can just block people whenever they point out my lies

Bro Jaydee Vance kinda cookin' he said we should experiment with healthcare and I totally agree. Let me concoct potions and tonics in an underground lab using methods forbidden by mortals

GUYS, I WANNA BE SUCKED AND/OR EATEN IN THIS VILLAGE