Welcome to the Mayors twitter page. All the news and views from around our glorious city!

The Mayor has an interview with Big Issue magazine next week. The interview will be held in a squat with a bearded man named "Kevin"

Don't forget Sunday is Fete day, time to bring all that sh*t from your loft and sell to our poorer citizens

Bulletin:Clocks need to go back this weekend or is it forward? To be honest no one in the office can remember just check your sky box on Sun

May we remind you that double yellow lines can only be parked upon if you are collecting dry cleaning or buy ciggies before work

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We would like to thank Banksey for his mural in our city.But the Mayor is not sure if a picture of him rogering Kermit can be classed as art

Hey Bronx Zoo's Cobra the The Mayor is a big fan

Hey God the The Mayor is a big fan

Urgent Bulletin: A lorry of carrots has rolled on the eastbound A49. We are sending a hundred bunnies to clear up the debris.

Urgent Bulletin: A lorry of carrots has rolled on the eastbound A49. We are sending a hundred bunnies to clear up the debris. #travel