still having a lot of misplaced anger toward Lauren today about thumbs downing where I would put the #DernGiveaway mirror

how september feels after the August That Everything Happens

nobody tells you this but astrology is real and everything is going to be ok

1500 people went into the sea when Titanic sank from under us. Six were saved from the water, myself included. Six out of 1500. Afterward, the 700 people in the boats had nothing to, but wait, wait to die, wait to live, wait for an absolution that would never come.

hungoverings are now

Me when my gay friend group acts like this random person at the gay bar has been our best friend for 45 years

hey bro wanna go to the beach and look stupid ?

ended a meeting early and it was simply because she wanted help updating the Apple TV

trying to make plans with my 30 person group chat

im a good boy

Do u guys remember how like less than a year ago life was so normal and chill :(

only a loving mother could take and frame a photo so bad of you that it makes you want to go under the knife

when Mary Cosby and Britani Bateman get raptured in tonight’s episode of RHOSLC

does anyone else feel like minutes go by faster recently. like they made them 45 seconds, or how 10 minutes actually goes by in 6 minutes

failing at putting cardboard boxes together

yesterday I woke up with a panic attack about packing and i still thought it would be a good idea to have coffee anyways and it definitely was not

there are opps everywhere for those with the eyes to see

asked a gay guy what their halloween costume was and he said he was keeping it close to his chest because he didn’t want it to be copied… it was Aunt Gladys

spiraled a lotta bit but im back