I think about all the civil liberties that you are denied that I have yelled about over 30 yrs of comedy and sit dumbfounded that the one you finally get up in arms about is voluntarily wearing a mask over your stupid mouths. Start with the wrongly accused and work backward.

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famous confederate general stonewall jackson died when he farted and turned around so fast to smell his own fart that his neck snapped

Play "spot the perfectly evolved camouflage of the stalking cougar" in this trail cam photo of an elk shared by U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service

This kid’s parent is the WORST at taking pictures lmfaooo

QANON is just Slender man for dumb adults.

Which love is greater? Red Hot Chili Peppers’ love of California Creedence Clearwater Revival’s love of rivers/bayous

If you posted a top 10 list of your favourite oranges, someone would still reply, 'No apples?'.

Debunking the myth that cow farts are a leading cause of global warming. read.medium.com/GYd6fIM

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“Fortunate Son” plays as Trump de-planes, an entry for the “nobody listened to the lyrics” hall of fame.

This family portrait is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.

you can tell potato chips are healthy and natural when the bag is matte instead of glossy

If you pay close attention there are details that hint that all the Marvel movies exist in the same universe

There’s gotta be a 7 under out there

WARREN > NAJEE. #MNF