This isn’t complicated. Separate the bills and vote on them individually. one vote on the clean CR one vote on the debt limit one vote on disaster relief one vote on farm bailouts Radical right? Individual bills for each issue.

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Gary Brecka just unleashed a firestorm on modern medicine's incentives: "Diabetes is a $110 BILLION annual industry. Do you think Big Pharma is meeting right now to put that out of business? No. If I wanted to guarantee someone gets diabetes, I'd send them straight to the

If Alex Jones owes $1.5 BILLION for spreading misinformation, how much money does Bill Gates owe everyone?

Remember when Woody Harrelson joked about Big Pharma buying up the mainstream media and using it to coerce everyone into taking their injections, and the very next day the media attacked him in lockstep, proving his point completely?

This movement will not slow down. We are changing the incentives. We are restoring common sense. We are putting REAL FOOD back at the center of the American diet. Together, we will Make America Healthy Again.

If you have read the unredacted Epstein files and do not name the names you belong in the woodchipper line with them.

•THE EPSTEIN MACHINE IS COLLAPSING IN REAL TIME. And they can't stop it. Not the lawyers. Not the media. Not the billions. Not even silence. ⚠️ THE LAST 7 DAYS CHANGED EVERYTHING Feb 5: DOJ un-redacts 3.5 MILLION pages. Names hidden for years now PUBLIC. Feb 6: Les Wexner —

IF YOU ARE NOT A CONSPIRACY THEORIST BY NOW, YOU ARE BASICALLY RETARDED

One year in, I’ve taken on broken systems, demanded transparency, and restored gold-standard science to the center of public health. We are driving down costs, rooting out corruption, and empowering Americans to EAT REAL FOOD. And we’re just getting started in our mission to Make

Unrealized gains tax for Gen-Z: You buy a Pokémon card for $50. Someone offers you $500 for it. You say no. You love that card. You're keeping it. The government says: "Cool, but that card is worth $500 now. You owe us $100 in taxes." You: "…I didn't sell it." Government:

Every liberal who screams about RFK Jr should watch this 60 Minutes segment. Truly unbelievable. In 1958, Congress enacted a GRAS (Generally Recognized As Safe) exemption that allows food companies to independently verify the safety of their ingredients with NO government

If Republicans want to win the midterms: • Fire Bondi, Patel, & Lutnick. • Prosecute 100 pedophiles named in the Epstein files. • Reinstate liability for vaccines. • Prosecute Gates, Fauci, Collins, Birx, Baric, Daszak, Bourla, Bancel, Califf, Marks, and 100 other Covidians.

Trusting Bill Gates with your health is like trusting Jeffery Epstein with your kids.

Stop disrespecting your body. Don’t make fun of it. Don’t talk down to it. Feed it good food. Take it on walks. Help it build some muscle. Let it rest. It’s doing what it can to keep you alive. Give it the respect it deserves.

Americans didn’t become the sickest people in the world because they’re lazy. We are sick because ultra-processed foods dominate our diets—and because the government misled the public about what drives disease.

This week I will introduce the “No Immunity for Glyphosate Act” to undo the recent Executive Order which promotes glyphosate (Round-Up) and insulates manufacturers from liability. #MAHA

🚨🚨🚨 Florida Surgeon General points out the absurdity of protecting glyphosate in under a minute. The Trump Administration is again trying to explain another slap in the face to MAHA by claiming they provided effective legal immunity to cancer-causing glyphosate manufacturers

In a world full of Megan Rapinoes, be a Jack Hughes

imagine eating salad in 2026 “Yes waiter, plz bring me the grass with no nutrients in it. Extra glyphosate. Put the seed oil and sugar mix on top as well.”