So it turns out Arya did die in Episode 2. But it was a little death. #LaPetiteMort #GameOfThrones en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_petite…

Nerd cosplay chicks are hot. #armageddon

I tweet, therefore I am.

The only reason I'm tweeting this is because it's my 100th tweet.

I'm heading back to Australia soon. Will be cool to see the homeland again. Don't worry New Zealand. I'll be back one day.

Fuck you Candy Crush level 105. Fuck you to hell.

Wow. Haven't tweeted in a while. been a little bit preoccupied. What's been going on?

I was just in a taxi with a driver whose name was Sukhdeep. That could be misinterpreted.

NEW CARTOON! Just in case anyone isn't sick of the T-Rex meme by now ...

Thinking seriously about moving back to Far North Queensland. Might have done my dash in NZ at long last, unless...

Hello Twitter. It's been a while.

Just realised ... Another name for #WillyMoon is Penis Satellite. You're welcome, Twitter.

I just dropped a kumara then punched myself in the balls trying to catch it. #fml

I once met #ElizaMcCartney's dad. Now she's won an #Olympic medal. Coincidence? #justsayin

Confession time. I'd never listened to 'Under Pressure' all the way thru till yesterday. Never knew it was a #DavidBowie / Queen duet #Shame

It's tough being a Kiwi in Aussie these days. But it's still great 2 B an Aussie in Kiwi land. Love it here. Don't think I'll ever go back.

I've been off the grid for a while and get back on Twitter to find Ed Sheeran is the new Doctor Who or something?

I know I've had too much red wine when I start shouting at random people in the restaurant, "EXPLAIN ED SHEERAN TO ME! YOU CAN'T! YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T!!"