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@theanimepolice

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calendar_today05-01-2009 23:02:08

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laszlo (@vampireontitus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One time I asked my coworker what she was reading off her e-reader and she said she didn’t know because she set her ereader to roll into a new book immediately after finishing the previous one and she can no longer tell where one book ends and another begins.

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me: you call that a blowjob? I didn’t even cum the samurai who sucked me off: are you sure? me: wha- [suddenly starts blasting everywhere]

gale (@poisonjr) 's Twitter Profile Photo

if you hate when people say "chai tea" you're gonna flip shit when you hear what the little caesars guy says at the end of the commercials

ringworm (@prawn_meat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good... might as well salivate. it's my choice.