Are we lowering flags for U.S. service members in Iran or is that just for racist podcasters?

I knew my teenage son was going to get into the liquor cabinet after I fell asleep and then go street racing. To prevent that, I drank all the booze myself, got into the car, and crashed it into the nearest oak tree. It was the responsible thing to do.

This was an “antisemitic conspiracy theory” 24 hours ago btw.

when you’re comfortable in bed and it starts raining

Oh boy…

Watching Democrats realize that opposition to getting drawn into Israeli aggression is not only safe, but can be wielded as a wedge issue against Republicans, is like seeing an infant learn to walk.

Bowen and Matt tonight:

Mamdani - AOC - Ro Khanna - Talarico - Platner - Osborn - Ossoff Coalition? Yeah sure. Let's do it. Time to turn the page on the old Democrat party. We have one rule, and one rule only: Defeat the oligarchs

All this senseless killing. For fucking what???

America is at war with a reality TV star as President, his golf buddy and dilettante son-in-law as chief negotiators, and a weekend cable host running the Pentagon What could possibly go wrong?

Every Trump administrating official: it’s not a war Trump: it is 100% a war and also the best war I’m having so much fun

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art

Hey Democrats — this is the kind of statement you should be putting out. Anything less than this is unacceptable.

Given his staunch opposition to a US war on Iran, Charlie Kirk would have been an interesting figure to watch right about now. How unfortunate that a random Mormon trans advocate randomly shot him with a rifle.

Pete Hegseth makes me long for a dignified sloppy drunk like John Boehner.

it got worse somehow

Chuck Schumer sure does know how to pick 'em...

This country is run by utter fucking morons.

James Talarico: “I have met so many Hindus, Buddhists, Sikh, Jews, Muslims, Atheists, Agnostics who are more Christ-like than some of the Christians I served with in the Texas legislature. It is about how you treat other people”

Insane.