I wanna watch the depressing 1990 6-episode sequel series to The Brady Bunch where Marcia is an alcoholic and Bobby becomes a paraplegic so bad.

“I’m going to make an outlook notification to remind me that I love you every day” is maybe not the height of romance in my book, but if that worked for you, then that’s cool I guess…

I like Celine Song, I like Past Lives, I don't like The Materialists; but I think that's ok. I'll see her next movie, most likely.

fun game, but it’s basically Ubisoft slop with a slightly higher-budget. not sure why it would deserve awards.

lol. lmao.

(wokely) well *I* think Lois Lane is hot

Donkey Kong Direct... that's goty right there

no one got that this was a shitpost, we're losing recipes smh

I've had an unhealthy obsession with Nintendo games for a quarter-century, and even I do not take "Retconning the Mario Timeline" seriously as something we should be concerned about.

This would be insanely, and uncharacteristically, convoluted. I think it’s just a prequel and Nintendo doesn’t really give a shit about Rare’s idea that Tie-Wearing DK is actually DK Jr.

so does the algorithm just think I’m a perv, or are you guys also getting these insane posts of horny, out-of-context, AI-captioned movie clips blasted into your feed constantly?

So, if all the rumors floating around are to be believed... The next Xbox is a $1000 PC, and the next Playstation is a Nintendo Switch 3... Do I have that correct?

Extended Hawk Tuah bit in Always Sunny Season 17 trailer

I don’t think there’s a way to wokely defend letting AI think for you as your brain curdles into soup, personally

lol

you guys are fucking obnoxious

does it, really? huh.