#NewProfilePic

You haven’t met all of the people who will love you, yet. What a beautiful sentiment.

Grandmas Boy

Hey Siri, how do I haha react someone’s entire Facebook profile

I keep getting tossed in fb jail, so I hope Twitter is prepared for my shit

microdosing a healthy lifestyle by eating a baby carrot every 6 months

Guys, blaming your (adult) behavior on someone else? Grow up.

Me: why do I keep getting put in fb jail Also me:

I got my first shot today!!! #COVID19 #CovidVaccine

Inspirational quotes by my brother, who hates me: get a job, disabled bitch 🥰🥰🥰🥰

another inspirational quote from my amazing brother: “how many divorces you have now?” 🥰🥰🥰

JamesMaxton1💙 Damn try this link. Thank you justgiving.com/crowdfunding/c…

99.99% of the people who hate me do so because they are little bitches, who could hate me lol

“Only sheep get the #CovidVaccine” Yeah, I’d rather NOT pair my kidney disease with a virus that would kill me, thanks. Baa baa, bitch. #COVID19

These two stopped traffic 🥺

oh, okay. most of these? defending myself to trump supporters 🤔 #fuckfacebook

Don Lewis

me: I feel okay today my left kidney: bitch u thought lol

good morning to everyone except the people who stay parked at the gas pump while you’re in the store. you guys suck.

God: let there be light! *ceiling fan turns on* God: well, me dammit