Have to mute the Paradise Lost reading at the end of the show. #onlyconnect

Sarah looking at Dean. 🐛 👀 #mafsuk

Can’t stop laughing.. 😂

Just been watching a small, mixed flock of Blue Tits and Great Tits bug hunting in our deliberately overgrown part of the garden. #birds

Anyone else want to go and just sit in the room to make sure Nelly is safe? #mafsuk

#mafsuk If you behave like an absolute d*CK or b*tch on a show like mafs, and leave as a singleton, why would you honestly expect anyone in the outside world to touch you with a bargepole?

Argh!!!! Are the judges seeing a different show? It's not Ashley! It's GRACE!!!!!! #mafsuk

I don't like football. But I don't get why managers are sacked because the players can't play. If you have a bad car, no amount of good drivers will make it a good car. So surely wins and losses are down to the overpaid players, and not the manager? *scratches head*

#MAFSUK Adult children do not belong to their parents.

There had better be an episode where the umm experts take those that have behaved appallingly to task. Graceless should be there too so they can see through her 'tears' and apologise to Ashley for giving him a hard time. #MAFSUK

Husband on bird activity in the garden today - "Blue tits and the bigger ones (Great tits) plus lots of pink and grey ones with long tails (I'm guessing Long Tailed tits). Then this tiny little thing. Not a Wren, I know those. Really tiny with a yellow stripe (Goldcrest!)" 😁

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Wish someone had shown me this in my teens . . . (pic stolen from another site)

Just dropped the in-laws off at the airport. 🛫👋

Festive and Yule greetings to any witch folk out there.

I ate a grapefruit earlier. 😖 Haven't had one for at least 7 years. Probably be another 7 before I eat another.

Drove to work very early this morning. Was awarded with a great view of the moon surrounded, story book style, by clouds. Almost worth getting out of bed for. Almost.....

Just noticed a 'best before' date on our Stilton. Heaven forbid it goes mouldy! 🤭