Nooooo…mayonnaise does not get When Harry Met Sally.

Good time to rewind to America the Beautiful

Today is a very good day.

Anyone else’s Gmail promotions tab disappear about 26 loooong hours ago? Won’t save back. Not loving the additional 38,876 emails in my inbox.

Word of the day: Anticipointment In possible reference to tonight’s US v Canada hockey game from the GOAT of words Daryl Reaugh

Anyone addicted to Netflix Korean limited series? If so, please share your favorites cuz they are really hard to pick in the 2 sentence description and some don’t get rolling until episode 3. You are judging me. I can feel it.

I don’t know who this nerd is who goes to our church, but I will find them and befriend them.

Word of the day: Cupidity From Matt Chandler

Netflix. Why can’t you remember what I have watched?

I just start by birth order yelling out the names of my 3 boys stopping when I arrive at the correct name.

low level programming

This is the speech I was talking about. If we return to a Hollywood where men use their acceptance speeches to joke w/ their wives about having more babies instead of women using theirs to praise abortion for their success Hollywood could be great again

Every day it becomes more clear that high school never ended. What changed was the distance to the daily drama. If we all were cooped up in the same space day after day with textbooks in arms, then the exact same soap opera would be written with higher stakes. Good morning

What if the act of looking at your phone screen (obviously at close range) triggered flight or fight due to the forced tunnel vision and lack of perception. Just an observation of the way I feel when I watch a show on my phone vs. TV screen. Same show, different mood. Good

Where the hell is Selena Rey???

Hey co-pilot, Your tennis ad spend may not turn out how you expect. Just like my dog may never learn to roll over…

Please tell my husband to stop sending me cat videos.

Ai is such a suck up.

This is pure genius. Why didn’t I think of this? Have you ever implemented something like this with your kids?