Forgot all Easter chocolate at my parents' place and am now crying bitter tears of regret. Sweet chocolate.

#oneweekwithoutcandycrush

One of my favourite writers was born today and I don't mean Shakespeare. I mean joukola!

Plain steamed vegetables are just so sad.

Thank u Drake for legitimizing the lint roller I keep in my purse!

"I am terrified about having things taken away from me because I finally relax." Great interview with Matthew Weiner: theparisreview.org/interviews/629…

What's happening, Toronto!

@NicBoshart You should get the book just for the flowchart. It's great. EGGS ARE EVERYWHERE.

Have eaten 2 meals outside this weekend but did not Instagram them - does that mean they didn't really happen?

@roomofshelves Thank youuuuuu!

This confirms everything I suspected about the Chipotle cup literature debacle. Also, LOL. lareviewofbooks.org/essay/los-ange…

Recently discovered that our cat doesn't understand the concept of "hats". When I put on Andrew's she acts as though I'm wearing his scalp.

Also got mad at me for putting my hoodie up & was terrified seeing Andrew in a bike helmet.

Hammock, mango Popsicle, new Miriam Toews. Summer!

Liked the 1/3 of the St Aubyn profile, tho. If I had to read a series of male authored autobiographical novels, I'd pick him over Knausgard.

Me too! RT @mensahdemary wishing I could’ve been there for Leesa Cross-Smith⁷🌸🍊☁️’s book release party.

Found out we're having a baby girl, ate pizza in Trinity Bellwoods and caught a glimpse of the rare albino squirrel. Auspicious!