Kicking the new year off with maximum productivity

Saw this truck and I first thought 'Trekie!' and then I realized it's actually... ummm... what

Right on, Dawn. Gonna hop right on that

I wonder if I got my Covid from that guy at that party who kept saying Covid is no big deal

When I dropped my kid off at preschool this morning the other three-year-old boys were all shooting each other with pretend guns. I just feel so sick

The Yoda bobblehead the Yankees are giving away is- it's.. it's a - what the fuck

"Is this about toys?" -my astute son 45 minutes into watching Toy Story

but how will i know if that covid made me stpiduer

I get reminded watching old Mario Bava movies that my last name is pretty common in Italy

Bought a ticket on craigslist and it came with an extra. If anyone wants to check out The Hold Steady tonight in the lodge room hit me up

I'm worried I'm reaching the age where I'll never live my dreams of being a famous rockstar who makes his live audiences line up by height

some personal news! I'm thrilled to announce that I've accepted a new part-time position in my garage fixing my son's broken toys. I'm looking forward to diving into this new journey headfirst, ready to learn and grow and burn my fingers with hot glue

Me when my wife gets mad at me for how often I make her watch Naatu Naatu

Hacking my Mazda to install a more cinematic LUT on my rear cam

For years whenever I try out a new restaurant I always order the strangest thing on the menu. Today I finally met my match

my office is feeling chilly, time to fire up Unreal

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