When an old lady wears those fashionably big fucked up glasses she’s doing it so everyone knows she’s fucked like thousands of men

been inside for 3 days which is fine but the upstairs neighbors are into bdsm. fine but they’re into bdsm at 8 am

just took the fall for 8 other people who alighted at the same stop as me by pressing the bus bell first. kong hee better martyr me if i die of corona

Whoa Bro Pass The Cigret La I Need A Puff Im In A Vibe Right Now T.B.H

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The shadow of the academic semester's final days looms oppressively over my shoulder. Daylight turns to moonlight, moonlight to daylight, but the glow of my laptop ceaselessly burns. I puff away at my bedroom window, finding short-lived respite in the nicotin- FK sch Cb Haha !!!

Just shouted with my 'HDB' estate Block to congrats the frontline soldier. U know who you guys are. Who say singaporean is political apathetic?

Humans of Tiktok

Gratitude make ya skin glow.

My uncle is a black police officer in Ferguson .. I love him .. so much. Still gotta defund that bih

narelle kheng and xx's personal argument now gaining more online traction than xx's actual racism, i can see the youtube title now "WHAT REALLY HAPPENED BETWEEN ME AND NARELLE (PROOF w/ SCREENSHOTS)"

am i more worried about covid, joblessness, or shattering that fucker xiaxues ricebowl ?! idk sia bro XD

*waiter arrives with water refill* me: thank you *pouring water into my cup* me: thanks *waiter finishes pouring* me: (less confidently) t-thanks

hey!!! i heard u had a coool thought about something today. why dont you tweet it?? ill like it :)

yes pokimane ... take my money ... take my entire paycheck .... can you discord chat later ...? please pokimane please talk to me.. what if i give you 200 more dollars ? i protect you in the chat, i would Die for you .

when u accidentally lock eyes with... ur grab driver in the rear mirror

i’m the popular handsome jock of the group of dynamic creative problem solvers who are keen on building robust solutions using modern lightweight and scalable frameworks

God is Hot