I love it when a plan comes together. #SupremeCourt #WomensRights

To those celebrating the fact that I'm smoking a blunt: it's a cigar. Even if it decided to identify as a blunt for the purposes of this celebration, it would remain objectively, provably and demonstratively a cigar.

Some of us had to work a double shift on Monday, so they've well and truly earned this double of a thirsty but not too thirsty because work in the morning Thursday!! 🤗🍺🥃😋

Not Since 1989 Has The World, Nay, The Galaxy, Been So Divided!! 😬 Today The Greatest S̶p̶o̶r̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ Event In Milky Way History, Takes Place!! 🏆 The Mega Powers Explode... Again!! 💥

I'm home watching the news and wondering what kind of world we'd live in if Dr Pepper was the worst that could happen? 😢 And my references landed with more than 3 people? 🤔

Heading to work for what feels like the 600th time this month!! 🤡

Ladies, set your Sausage Wallets to s̶o̶a̶k̶e̶d̶ stunned!! 😮 Phat Tony is off to the Airport and he is looking fly!! 😂 Old Trafford, here I cum!! 💦

Phone Companies are bastards... 2 Year Bleeding Contract? 🙄 I've had me phone 18 months, and at this stage, Gerry Adams holds a charge better!! 🙄

Hope everyone is enjoying the sun!! 🤗 But if ya ask me, the sun is a non-negotiable, dyed in the wool, set in stone, multiple stints in Masturbators Anonymous but couldn't quit that Tug Life... WANKER!! 🤬 #JusticeForGingers #PorcelainSkinFTW

This breaks my heart. An ongoing human rights outrage, happening in plain sight, where women and girls are being treated worse than domestic pets. More has to be done to help these women.

I see Nicola Sturgeon is once again complaining that I posted a picture of myself wearing a T-shirt with her name on it and the legend 'Destroyer of Women's Rights.' Apparently this didn't 'elevate the debate.' Is there a clinical term for an individual who has extreme thinness

Apparently, watching Only Fools and Horses is a D̶a̶v̶e̶ Trigger for Young People!! 🙄

Having been informed by multiple men with anime furry avatars that my career is over I'm at a loss to understand how this could have happened.

If you believe free speech is for you but not your political opponents, you're illiberal. If no contrary evidence could change your beliefs, you're a fundamentalist. If you believe the state should punish those with contrary views, you're a totalitarian. If you believe

🍀 In honour of Ireland boycotting the Eurovision, I've made the difficult but, in my opinion, right decision, to not have sex with Gal Gadot!! 💚 #Eurovision #Ireland

Assistant Support Worker, specialising in Intellectual Disabilities or a Mother F*ckin Pimp? 😂

Obviously, when I found out there was Alphabet Bickies in the offing, the first thing I did was try and spell me name out, but much to my chagrin, there was no T for Tony!! 😢 But fear not, in true Bear Grylls style... ☕️ONY was able to, improvise, adapt, overcome!! ✊️

Keane, FFS!! 🍀

Poor Aul Catherine!! 😢

A young detransitioner, Fox Varian, has won $2 million damages in a medical malpractice lawsuit, in which she sued the psychologist and surgeon who approved her for a double mastectomy, aged 16. Varian's mother testified that she'd been against the surgery, but was pressured into