Outrageously Everton signing this. Let them flush this season for the love of god.

Beleegerent. Something weird going on with Southampton. James Ward Prowse nailed on to be a holocaust denier.

Mint business. Maxi offered a bit of excitement every now and again and was a decent option off the bench, Barnes a proper player. Couple more in the door and we’re laughing #nufc

Christ NUFC twitter is painful when the topic is tickets. Grown adults bragging about how many football matches they’ve been to ffs.

Immediately improve The Hundred by binning off the Love Island bloke and the forced mic banter with players mid-game.

Business this summer is far too sensible like.

Weather should absolutely not be this disgusting for the start of the football season.

The mad old alcoholic always had something against us like.

Eddie bringing home 18pts from that trio mugs.

Genuinely isn’t any reason to be intimidated by Dortmund & Meelan. Some 6 ties they’re going to be.

International break AND the rugby World Cup starting this weekend. What a sickening double whammy.

Would genuinely bring back the death penalty for this.

Ah yes, the situation would definitely be improved by having Gabby Agbonlahor trying to interpret the rules of the game.

Not sure a rampant Tory slating fans from the posh seats is the best look mind.

Nobody who has ever played the game, at any level, thinks that’s a handball. Yet the VAR decided it was, and the referee agreed (or didn’t have the balls to disagree). Embarrassing #nufc

Will be the first derby without a a single nerve on display. They’ll be pumped into oblivion. Outstanding.

Back in prison with the rest of his family by the New Year, guaranteed.

Into these

Thought it would be easy, but that was an embarrassing walk in the park. Didn’t get out of 1st gear and thumped them on their own turf. Almost sad to see #nufc

As it should be 🌹 🍾