We really should be able to edit our comments… what is this? 2019? Elon Musk

I wish taking my own advice was as easy as it is to give it.

Did you know that in Central and South America, people get offended when Americans say we’re from America because “technically” they’re Americans too?

😂 yes

Lock them up

Decision making is the most underrated skill there is.

😭 😿

My heart 🥹

He don’t know how this thing works, he’s just trying his best to help ❤️

“thank god im a house cat” 🐱

You’ll never convince me that dogs are better than cats 😂 you can’t pay for this type of entertainment

Hilarious 😂

Anyone else take screenshots of things to “keep in mind” for later and now you have 28,865 screenshots so you never look back at any of them?

DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 Every delicacy. Delicacy is just a fancy word for “let’s convince rich people to eat disgusting food and pay top dollar for it”

Bye bye, blue checkmark. You’ve been utterly useless.

Do people really enjoy feeling like a hot pocket in those hotel beds and their tightly tucked in sheets or are they doing it to mess with us?

Not everything deserves your reaction.

Remember how in history books all the people were dressed nicely and polished? Can you imagine the history books in 50 years? Yikes 😱

I always thought the term “babysitter” was weird. Especially when referring to an older child. But apparently the new word is “child minder” and I don’t quite think that’s any better.

Being rich is being able to afford the most expensive suite available on vacation at the most expensive hotel. Being wealthy is being able enjoy your vacation just as much even if you stay in a cheap airbnb.