the elevated rail shrouds the lawless microbiome of Jackson Heights Roosevelt Ave in darkness. passing 7 train overhead vibrates the internals of my airpods. english is functionally the third language for the staff of this restaurant after nepali & spanish. not a macbook in sight

then they tariffed the criterion bros, but there was no one left to speak for us

scientifically modeled storms

suddenly flashbacked to nightrunning the wide empty lanes of da'an's arterial roads under the warm orange of sodium streetlamps, near distant taipei 101 peaking in and out of view while weaving through of unfamiliar backalleys in blissful solitude

Trump on Powell: "I think he's not in love with me"

i'd like to better understand the structure of cat society if possible

they say that I'm acting like healer 🙁🥺 but how am I acting like healer 😔💔

during my walk tonight i outlined the contours of a groundbreaking metafictive vignette as evidenced by the soon-to-be-cryptically-unfamiliar bullet points in my notes app that will, ultimately, never fully materialize into anything. but know that it would've been groundbreaking.

imagining a yuppie social climber trying to work his way into the social periphery of the bogart st chic-vagrant community

"We knew that, for example, firms like Tesla were rushing and taking up all of the airspace to export their product out of Asia before April 2."

motherfoid is delighted with the flowers and showing me pictures of them on her phone. i know what they look like mom, theyre right there. i bought them.

i wonder what it's like to work in retail nowadays given the knowledge that at any moment some random might record and post a viral tiktok of you that gets ten million views overnight and follows you the rest of your life

my working theory is that the short video platforms (tiktok, reels, etc) produce or can trivially produce databases of likely non-sociopathic vs likely sociopathic user accounts (often linked to doxxable real world emails) based simply on watchtime for baby and animal videos

Free plan

watching a pair of NYPD officers scrolling their phones on the platform and wondering if there's a single one of them who was once a lit major and currently writes autofictive vignettes on substack or twitter after work

if the next train is longer than 15 minutes then i'm legally allowed to piss at the end of this platform idgaf

i think there's so much to be said about the fact that xAI was able to spin up and spit out SOTA models in 2 years yet somehow still continually fuck up their system prompting. like it was trivial for them to throw a few billy for GPUs but they can't string together a prompt