Local tv news featured a lower third touting a drug bust where the individual was arrested for having 1.5 pounds of heroine. Man, that’s a tiny woman, but maybe that’s her super power? 😂

Coincidence that the first 3 letters of the #Badgers is Bad? I think not 🤣 #OnWisconsin

THE AXE IS COMING BACK TO MADISON WHERE IT BELONGS!!! WISCONSIN BEATS MINNESOTA!!! THE #BADGERS ARE FINISHING ON A STRONG NOTE!!! LETS GOOOOOOO CHOP CHOP BABYYYY 🪓🪓🪓🪓 #ONWISCONSIN 🔴⚪️🦡👐 #FICKSZN

Border Battle Win ☑️ Wisconsin Football is bringing the 🪓 back to Madison!

This is marketing genius. Had to watch the whole game just to see who was gonna eat the pop tart🤣

Someone told me the pop tart mascot is entering the transfer portal😂

#GoPackGo

How we feeling, Sooner Nation?!

Really enjoyed this World Series!

My hobbies? I enjoy blocking spam calls and unsubscribing from marketing emails.

The silliness of this made me LOL like crazy 😆

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2 social media posts that make my eyes roll: 1) Posts with #IYKYK 2) Posts that bet only x number of friends will copy/paste their messaging 🙄😬

Dear Software Salesperson Who Wants to Know When I’m Free for a ‘Quick Chat’ — I’ve embarked on a silent retreat to cleanse my soul of unsolicited calendar invites. My spirit guide says I’ll be unavailable until I transcend the need for Salesforce altogether. Namaste.

Hear ye, oh mighty internet retailers. I beseech thee to grant me a fleeting moment to gaze upon thy wares before thou smitest mine eyes with thine holy trifecta of: •newsletter sign-up •banner proclaiming FREE SHIPPING (on orders over $2,000) •popup offering 8% off!

Starting to think the people who leave exploded soup in the work microwave are the same ones who abandon shopping carts in parking spots and come to a full stop in the right lane to merge left last minute. Chaos is their love language.

Wow, the #Wisconsinbadgers are losing by only 14 at the end of the 3rd qtr. That’s almost like #Winning 🤣

Hey Made by Google the nutritional data entered on my #FitBit app keeps disappearing. I’ve restarted and reset everything per instructions with no positive result. Thoughts?

Pop-Tarts Bowl tomorrow. Plan your consumption accordingly 😂

The antidote for the ubiquitous iykyk post is ydkadc (you don’t know and don’t care) 😆