timeline cleanse im in tears

Oh but if I named my kid P*ssy Van F*ggot then I’d be the bad guy 🙄

OH WELL HEIL HITLER

real

overnight, the reactionary censorship regime in Australia has turned the children away from bad influences like fandom and puritanism and towards comradely actions like hooliganism and violence. soon they'll be forming gangs and dealing hard drugs. you love to see it, folks!

zealot: whomst will pray with me before we begin our glorious task of purging this realm? my hive scum, a cocaine-based lifeform:

Normies be falling for psyops like

I bet he was so mad he had to goto the Game Awards instead of being home watching Plurb

"Darling, I just had a chat with your mother, and I must say I am shocked, simply shocked! have you really been neglecting your vegetables???" "W-wait! No! I promise I'll eat my veggies!" "I am SO disappointed in you, darling..." "noooooo..."