Can someone explain something to me.. so when you go on your post activity.. what are “impressions “ what does that actually mean?

Idk what level of confusion I was going through this morning..I genuinely shaved 1 armpit and walked out the shower.. it’s only when I was putting my roll on did I notice kuti Hezvo..didn’t I just shave? Like I didn’t just leave a few hairs, I didn’t touch the other side AT ALL😣

Today I took a dump and my man was showering and we talked About our day like normal.. this level of relationship is very weird for me

There’s a 28 days difference between my bfs bday and mine.. tell me why this man thinks he’s turning a different age every day 😂😂😂

I’m working at the Sheraton today and I decide to sneak inside for a quick drinky drink.. the amount of baddies at this place isn’t making sense to me at all.. apa im in full pilot uniform.. bars and all with the bag 😣😣😣 make I put my own mini dress on..

I found money in a pair of jeans that don’t fit anymore .. idk if I should be happy or sad 🤨

The man I am currently with I met when I was 13.. we have been on and off ever since.. this time we decided to go ham with the relationship.. so as he stood outside about to meet my mom he goes.. if you don’t play nice, ima tell her we used to smash in this house 🫣🫣🫣

Have you ever worked in an environment that you were so unhappy in that it became so difficult for you to wake up and go to work? How did you overcome that feeling?

Fuck my little brother haatumike.. nhai where do you buy 3 tomatoes for $10

Not my man being upset that I haven’t been home in 2 weeks yet he won’t be home for atleast another 2 months..

R200 for 2 drinks at OR Tambo.. when did this one start😡😡😡😡

I have had a hang over everyday for 2 weeks.. then today my body experienced something it’s never felt before.. a delayed hang over.. it’s time to go back to work my dear 😂😂😂

Dear Tel·One Ndaabho!!! Like pa feya!! Ndaabho!!!

I feel we should focus more funds on curing ma acids than anything else cz guys!!! Chinhu ichocho hatina size nacho 😫😫😫

Guys guys!! Hear me out.. transformers though🫣🫣🫣🫣

Why is it that every time I bump into my baby sister in my room going through my stuff she says “I was looking for you” 🤔🤔🤔🤔 you were looking for me in my make up bag?!?

I just spent the past 30 mins looking for my energy drink.. I forgot a had already drank it😫😫😫😫😫

If I open my mouth.. everything I have read tonight will escape.. I need to retain this information mheni!!!