*googles how to transplant head to another human being*

They got that good CTE in Miami bruh

This man isn’t monetized. He willingly put this idiocy out there for free. He does it for the love of the grilled cheese sandwiches. #gamerespectgame

Just a #Hurricanes fan say that all Miami has to do on offense is run the ball. Do nothing else but run it. They will win handily if that’s all they do. That dude when he looks in a mirror:

This man has either lived through acid benders or he’s genuinely crapping his pants figuring out how to stop both JJ and Tate with Inniss and Klare on the inside.

Miami fans stat watch. They don’t actually watch the games. Meanwhile, I’ve seen Miami play several times and y’all are gonna have a fun offseason starting New Year’s Day.

Nothing Cig is doing fundamentally is groundbreaking. Watching film, practice reps, etc. isn’t a new thing he’s invented. HOW he has implemented it into a famished program that was thirsty for significant change is the key. Prime land to farm results.

Bengals QB1 out here doing side quests

Miami fans are an absolute cancer on this app. Holy crap. They’re as toxic as I’ve ever seen.

Christmas Vacation is the best Christmas movie ever. Everyone quotes it. A Christmas Story only has one quote. That’s it.

Good Lord…

Michigan the last 5 years: “ThE nCaA iS oUt To GeT uS!” Michigan the second they hire Dillingham: “We just needed a guy who’d come in and run a clean program.” 😭

Brother recruiting doesn’t lie. What’s happened the first two years is an outlier. Coming back down to earth is expected unless the portal haul in otherworldly.

Seeing #iufb fans discover meaningful and exciting football is fun. What isn’t fun is them thinking every little thing Cig and his staff does is revolutionary. Just because you finally went digital from analog doesn’t mean it’s groundbreaking.

The face of fetal alcohol syndrome

Hey @bengals all will be forgiven for not remembering to tank if you can somehow land this man and eject Barrett Carter to the sun. Thanks!

Tonight, it’s business as usual. #GoBucks

Still a Buckeye. Always will be a Buckeye. But being done with watching meaningful football on January 1st really just sucks. Oh well.

Hopping on solely to congratulate #iufb and my Hoosier cohort GridironHoosier. Absolutely deserved. Beat those coke heads!