…. My barley porridge is truly that bad …

Oh, he ate it all, but… (KIREI IS DYING)

My lugal may I please leave the unhousebroken spawn outside? I worry for the furniture

Ah? Kotomine, you seem quite pale.

Oh. That’s Ur-Nungal.

Indeed! No other child could take a blast to the face and emerge unharmed!

surf Board

cowabunga gilchan

run over the grandmother again

….in video games. (Deleting their sims 2 murder room)

I am satisfied for now. Continue your mission.

Ah, you’re after my own heart.

nukes gilgaymesh with a disgusting amount of flowers and one suspicious looking heart. “Happy human holiday.”

(Looking very normal with hands covered in blood) Happiest of Valentines, master.

… what? Ishtar? Haha. I haven’t seen her. Maybe she’s moping.

(Holding Gilgamesh in a headlock) If you believe that I have some fine quality copper ingots to sell you.

// if I ever see an acct like that in my notifs again I’ll kill god