If you really want to ensure that the #Marines and #NationalGuard never come here again, divert them to the parking lot of a Persian market in the Pico-Robertson area at 3 p.m. on a Friday before Shabbat starts. That'll teach 'em. 🍊🥒🍎🥒 #losangelesprotest #LosAngeles

Show me the best memes of #GretaThunberg if she'd landed in Iran and a Persian guy handed her a giant bag of Barbari or Lavash or Sangak bread. And don't forget the cheese. *Channeling The Persian Jewess and her famous meme requests here.

The next time a self-righteous, pro-Hamas activist acts like they're saving the whole world, remind them that there's only one country on earth that's taken out the hideous nuclear capabilities of three others. Then let them try to identify Iraq, Syria or Iran on a map.

Regarding Iran's General Salami, it's now less "Salam" and more "Khoda Hafez." #Iran #israel #lessSalami

The best. This week's Jewish Journal column. #FathersDay2025 jewishjournal.com/commentary/col…

Here's this week's column. Somebody order more pokers.

I busted out my old mandatory headscarf for this one. instagram.com/reel/DLF89lzyB…

I wrote this column back in 2022 and sometimes, I still don't believe the story behind it actually happened. Jewish Journal jewishjournal.com/commentary/col…

I wonder if #JeffBezos has an Amazon wedding registry. And if so, would I buy a present FROM him, FOR him? Either way, he and Lauren Sánchez are getting a Prime Day-sale pressure cooker. #amazonprime

Back in 1989, I tried to learn Americans' most cherished values, which I soon found out were freedom, valor and something called Doritos." This week's Jewish Journal column. #America #FourthOfJuly jewishjournal.com/commentary/col…

Twenty years ago today, four coordinated attacks against the London Underground and a bus k*lled 56 people and wounded nearly 800. I don't know why more Americans don't seem to know, or don't seem to care, about 7/7. #July7th2005

Given all the hype, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a blessing for Yom Ha'Prime Day. #superfluousairfryers

There are currently only two generations of people in #California: Those who remember when painkillers, allergy meds and alcohol weren't locked up at the store. And those don't.

But to its credit, it never once recommended wearing socks with sandals.

Yea, we're definitely ready for the Olympics.

The Los Angeles Zoo has welcomed two Tasmanian devils, named Danny Zuko and Crush. The marsupials arrived courtesy of the Australian government. When asked how he's acclimating to California temperatures, Zukko complained, "I got chills and they're multiplyin." Los Angeles Zoo

(Part 2 ): The Los Angeles Zoo has welcomed two Tasmanian devils. They were treated to sights through the city's freeway underpasses and Skid Row. When informed that LA would be hosting the 2028 Olympics, one of the marsupials laughed so hard that he sustained a mild aneurysm.

(Part 3) (Part 3) The Los Angeles Zoo is now home to two Tasmanian devils. The duo received a gift basket welcoming them to the city with quality LA staples: suncreen, tacos, flip flops, bear spray and Ozempic.

When you're #persian and you write in the margins of books. My nighttime reading tonight.

20 years ago. 1,392 fatalities. Countless cases of PTSD and depression to this day. Katrina 💔 #HurricaneKatrina