Insanely lucky break that animals like to be pet. Really not much you could do with most of them otherwise. But I've got hands and you like to have the top of your head touched, looks like we're in business

like tory lanez is the hill u wanna die on? fr??

"So, as I was saying, my time at my previous company saw me grow my team's earnings from ... Chief can you pass me the salt"

employed with an unemployed aura

Co-parenting a pet with an ex

new cinephile technique "method watching" when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months

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I like when a person also comes from a debate household for this reason... bc what ppl consider arguments or challenges are basic exchanges to me lol

my friends be like "prayers up for whoever has to go back and forth with you, you have a response for everything." #anddo god forbid a girl enjoys stimulating topics and learning primarily through communication n connection

You're not eating your fruit and veggies bro we can all tell

is something i’d never say

y’all lucky i’m not president. i would’ve had everyone with them bright ass headlights executed day 1

Submissive provider. You lot are stupid thieves 🤣

saw a TikTok that said “your husband is the only legitimate family you get to choose and you’d pick a fucking loser???” my sentiments exactly

Apa I'm going through self-discoverey so the ma jaid for the next few weeks will be processed in bulk this January.

Everybody crazy til I play crazy

Can someone please marry me

Work ethic on E

Currently being terrorised by a mosquito but I’m not mad because winter is FINALLY over 🥳