I received a discharge summary from a hospital in Jamaica, and it looks quite reassuring - it says I don't need to worry about a thing.

I'm sending my student loans to Pam Bondi’s desk so they can just disappear

All it takes is one rotation to show you what’s truly important to you. So, I’m excited to reintroduce myself! Hi! I’m Amanda, a 4th year medical student applying to #EmergencyMedicine residency for the #Match2026! I’ll always love bones, but I can’t give up medicine. 🩺

When I was young, I thought only rich people owned Bose music systems and the rest of us had Sony products. Turns out those were just stereotypes.

Why should I care that your options have recently changed? Do you think I call your customer service line that often?

MA handing me samples: “Do you want a new drug?” Me: “One that won’t make me sick?” MA: “What?” Me: “(Sigh) Nothing…”

“You got us last time”

I suppose I’m fine with caves if I can stand up in them.

I’m your huckleberry.

I did a scenic walk on the Peloton treadmill, and it was realistic enough on the screen that I reflexively slowed down because there was ice.

a bear broke into a house but ran into a lil dude ‘Scout’, a Pomeranian with an attitude

Do it yourself tip: when a do it yourself video explains that a fix is simple and should take around twenty minutes, budget an hour and a half.

Absolutely preposterous. 70-YARD FIELD GOAL.

I think I know who my fantasy football kicker is.

The good old days of critical thinking 🤣

I’m honestly surprised that I haven’t seen a breathless Yahoo Fantasy Sports article explaining whether this has an effect on whether you should take Kelce or Kittle in the third round yet.

In med school, I learned that Huntington's disease was one of the most devastating inherited conditions. It caused progressive neurological decline, starting around age 30. There was no treatment. Now, Huntington's has been treated for first time. This is why we fund science.

Ready for Monday night 🌌 See you tomorrow, #BroncosCountry!

GOOD MORNING TO THE BEST FANS IN BASEBALL 🗣️

Fun sports weekend!