Two weeks left to help save #Mayford’s Visual separation from built up #Woking.Until recently the north of Egley Rd was proposed for open space and non-development. NOW, it’s under threat again. Please show your support, this is the last chance to object by 5pm 16th November!

Thanks Caroline Lucas 🙏

Get ALDI checkout staff to distribute the vaccine 💉 We’d all be done by Jan 3rd.

Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook An easy guide has been handed out.

I don’t know if anyone needs this, but if you google “ b-ok.cc “ and search a title of any book, you can download and save to any device for free. As libraries are closed at this time, it may come in handy for schoolwork etc. ☺️

I totally saw a man running into the wooods. Until I looked again. Do you see it?

Why should bread have all the fun, when there's Weetabix? Serving up Heinz Beanz on bix for breakfast with a twist. #ItHasToBeHeinz #HaveYouHadYourWeetabix

If the government are planning to re-open schools in 3 weeks, shouldn’t we just vaccinate all teachers and school staff right now?

when you're trying to print something

Oprah: "So you rescued these chickens?" Meghan: "Yes" The Sun: "MEGHAN STEALS CHICKENS FROM POOR FARMERS" Telegraph: "MEGHAN REFUSES TO RESCUE COWS" Daily Mail: "MEGHANS COCK FIASCO"

Dear Boris Johnson and Co, this is what’s meant by ‘leading by example’.

With Strictly and voicing Paddington on his CV the only way Zelensky could appeal to middle Britain more would be if it turned out he played Superintendent Hastings in the Ukrainian version of Line of Duty.

30°C at 6pm? Someone’s having a laugh.

Men: Football’s coming home!! It’s coming home!! IT’s coming!! Women, 60yrs later: … FFS I’ll get it myself. ⚽️💪🏃🏻‍♀️

Dear Liz Truss / Rishi Sunak the cost of living crisis has left millions worried how they'll make ends meet. I'd like to formally invite you, as the new PM, to join me asap once you take office for a special hour's The Martin Lewis Money Show Live discussion/Q&A to answer/ease people's concerns.

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Bloody Hell Kerry! Bingo! #UncannyListenAlong