Tersembur nasi dari mulut aku. Setan. This is the best one, by far.

My funny bone is broken and i seriously have to admit that i have very lame sense of humour when this kind of thing can make me laugh for a whole minute, non-stop. Bodohlah!

This is for women and men with mommy issues, i present to you, your ✨mommy✨

Twitter today is the reason why syurga menjauh dan neraka mendekati aku. That’s it! Logging off for a while so i can be ✨budak baik✨

Future boss : Where did you do your internship? Me : Malaysia Future boss : You are hired!

The bitch in me would say i am ready for round 2. You have no idea how many demons i either had to fight and make friends with, in order to achieve this state and finally be able to sleep at night peacefully. I’d send some demons too, kalau tak ada agama, because syirik what?

Pembekalan susu je ke? What about keluarga lain yang memonopoli baaaaaaaaaaaaanyak lagi tender kepada jabatan-jabatan kerajaan dan sebagainya? Sekadar bertanya.

“Babe, what do you want from Bangkok?” My favourite drug. “Anything for you, babe.” My sweetheart is the best. Love you!

Ada orang dah jadi detektif and found the name of the hospital di Selangor.

Tak cukup dengan milo dinosaur, sebagai budak asrama sejati mestilah kita iron Milo sachet jadi Milo keras. Rugi betul tak date aku. Maksud aku, rugi tak minum Milo dinosaur sebab lactose intolerance.