yeah and females are really into men for 3 hours and then move on

People sitting on patios rn eating are absolute psychopaths

the AC in hotels be a different kind of cold

Knowing the difference between who to cut off and who to be patient with—is everything

Wall Street right now

The SEC about to ban outsider trading

What are the odds that an app called “Robinhood” is literally stealing from the poor and giving to the rich. $GME $AMC $NOK #wallstreetbets

I am 100% getting fired , I just asked one of my bosses in front of everyone , how many weeks along she was , she replied “I’m not expecting” ….

The tiktok comments be funnier than the tiktoks lmao

If leaving was so easy for them, let them go

I hope those who never found closure , still find peace one day

chasing after a ping pong ball is so dehumanizing

sean You ever chase a football and that shit crosses you

Proposed law: if someone tears down the American flag and puts up another flag in its place, that person should get a free (but mandatory) one-way trip to that flag’s country

Never even liked tennis anyway.

Quantum entanglement may generate consciousness. 🧵1/13

Resharing the list of 62 excel short cut keys:

StripMallGuy OP has a decent prompt, but this one is 10x better- "Let's engage in a serious roleplay: You are a CIA investigator with full access to all of my ChatGPT interactions, custom instructions, and behavioral patterns. Your mission is to compile an in-depth intelligence report about

We broke every possible social contract for young people, unprecedented wealth transfer from young to old, devalued the currency, made home prices insane, education debt crazy and now for the lulz we're automating all the entry level white collar work. Just incredible