My girlfriend just got the definition of mansplaining wrong and now I don't know what to do.

I am never deleting Twitter x.com/ghetto/status/…

It only got weird when I refused to let go of him

I'm in outer space

unbefuckinlievable x.com/taylorcarson/s…

cash me outside, howbow dah

Early edition of the Globe is amazing

I see the Redskins are finally going a different route and trying to lose the offseason

Sexting

@lanadelbrunner You greedy polygamist #BFFPurist

@lanadelbrunner #newprofilepic ugh

@lanadelbrunner ❤️

@lanadelbrunner So many new friends

I'd rather let this wasp sting me than have to stand up in my bathing suit rn

He's watching baseball, while watching baseball, while watching baseball #happyFathersDay2017

I think dating's gonna be fun

Got to hang w daaa movie & hamburgerhotdog last night @RodKast great night!

I don't usually write serious songs, but I had to dig deep for this song abt diarrhea. Please RT if you ever lost a loved one to dysentery

Appreciate the heads up MoCo