fuck a breakup, you ever lost your brand new lipgloss

Everytime people go missing, fast food companies do some shit like this Nigga you're eating Tyrique Williamson, 22 from Nebraska💔

Everyone walk with me… WALK WITH ME.

This is the city Tiffany Haddish is surprised she saw a supermarket in.

the city of miami is a leo?

No one who actually cooks wants to cook with other people in the kitchen

go to target obviously

Walmart lock up the most basic shit. Fucking $10 elf primer. Took me 15 minutes to find an employee and 20 minutes for them to find a key just for me to still steal it for my inconvenience.

what if the roach absorbs the charges and becomes a super roach?

a24 bout to scramble for their best writers

oh my GOD the inventor of nerds gummy clusters saw my tweet

Everyone should be talking about this raid

That Kyren Lacy story deadass got me bothered

one of the funniest things about conservatives getting political power is that they finally get to show us their unfiltered vision for what is cool and it becomes immediately obvious that it’s, like, a senile boomer’s idea of a crazy party

You share a bloodline with a fearless and bold queen and you come on here to speak ill of her.

Okay see this is how Confederate statues should be treated

SHOW US THE TAPES!!!!!!!!! WE NEED PEOPLE HELD ACCOUNTABLE!!!!!!