you know when u can tell by watching a kiss that someone FUCKS… yeah

do u think my 98 year old white male patient who’s wearing a trump hat knows that i am a raging lesbian who’s tweeting about a fictional queer couple who i like to watch kiss (he’s fine i am not neglecting him by being on my phones)

sorry but the little smirk that lisa had in her face after literally telling carla to fuck off was so evil and scary 😭😭😭😭😂 i get her and i get why she felt the need to do that but girlie that was MEANNNN

16year old me could never have imagined seeing this much representation on main stream tv. not only are they two queer women getting married but this beautiful blended little family they have created was something i had to just try to imagine in my head 😭😭😭

okay i broke and rewatched the proposal even tho it gave me the ick the first time and maybe i did change my mind and maybe i am kicking my feet just a lil bit

cool so this just made me cry

feels semi relevant to bring back today

i have never been more tired in my life typing feels like too much work tbh

no really tho if Glenda was my bartender at my local bar my ass would be there every night and i would shower her with attention and love until she became my wife

my best friend died 4 years ago and i have refused to call anyone, even my wife, best friend since. can you imagine the mother of your child and life long wife dying and having to find that trust and vulnerability again?? lisa swain is one STRONG bitch but carla is worth it

Corrie is only allowed to injure ar lisa if we get to see her covered in bruises and blood again

it’s all i can see now 😭😂

the fucking beans are still making me CACKLEEEEE like pls i know that’s y’all’s favorite food but be so fucking for real

the Todd/Theo stuff being woven between the Carla/Lisa stuff has been wild to watch. it’s getting so scary for Todd and so exciting for the girls and they are doing a great job of subtly comparing them without having to say that’s what they are doing

this is the same energy she had when she proposed the first time to ‘be nice’ like please give me 5 minutes in ur brain I want to know what it sounds like up there

lisa’s hair in this shot has me hard as a rock like why does it look THAT good my GOD

yall are mad at us perverted lesbians but this is the kind of thing they say??? like it’s not our fault that they fuck like rabbits and love a mid day session

can’t really believe they are engaged like that’s wild