Nevada Abandons Moon Status, Declares Itself a Wormhole After Losing Tourists, Elvises, and Sense of Direction #bbtvi #Vegas swampwirepress.com/post/nevada-ab…

BREAKING 🚨 The Texas Capitol grounds has now been evacuated due to an Active Sh**ter threat… Democrats are protesting the redrawn Texas map PRAY FOR PEACE… DEMOCRATS ARE VIOLENT

New book review on our site. If you would like us to review your book send us the amazon link and give us 3 weeks. We are slow readers 🤓 #authors swampwirepress.com/post/review-of…

WOKE = BROKE

Florida man shot his friend at 3AM over dog custody. Witnesses say it started with “Lemme see the dog.” Ended with “Tell him I said goodbye.” 🐶🔫 #Floridaman #UdeChile #DogLoversOnly #AuthorsOfTwitter swampwirepress.com/post/florida-m…

Army cuts jump pay. VA responds with free knee braces, group therapy, and a mattress behind the hospital for ‘simulated landings.’ 🇺🇸✈️🪂 #army swampwirepress.com/post/army-deci…

Cracker Barrel unveils its new logo: the cracker is gone, the barrel remains, and America wonders if the biscuits are next. #crackerbarrell swampwirepress.com/post/cracker-b…

#lilnas X arrested after midnight stroll in boots & chaos while #LAPD still questioning the traffic cone swampwirepress.com/post/lil-nas-x…

Shatta Wale busted over mystery Lambo bought from "Zak on WhatsApp." #FBI wants receipts. Zak might be an #AI character. #Ghana swampwirepress.com/post/shatta-wa…

Tourist confuses Turkish flagpole for gym equipment. 12 seconds of pole dancing, now facing 5 years in jail and zero stars on Google Maps. #turkishtraditions #international_news swampwirepress.com/post/tourist-f…

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Experts confirm: cats are tired… of literally everything… full article 👇 #Caturday #cats #CatsLover swampwirepress.com/post/whisker-f…

Strange, isn’t it? We built machines to think like us, only to reveal how primitive our own thinking still is. #AI #author #WritingCommunity swampwirepress.com/post/the-new-a…

Join us at SwampWire Press in celebrating unique storytelling! Discover articles that challenge the norm and provoke your thoughts. Check it out 👉 wix.to/rhFhS6G #UniqueStories #ThoughtProvoking

Scientists confirm coffee is 70% emotional support, 30% actual beverage. Without it, offices would collapse into full-scale gladiator arenas by 9:15 a.m. ☕️⚔️ #Hearts2Hearts #Coffee #Corporate

♍ Virgo Season 🔮 Charge: Aggravated grammar correction in public. Tarot Pull: Justice upright Virgos, if you’ve ever silently corrected someone’s text message, this one’s for you. 📝👮 Comment your sign and we’ll tell you your cosmic crime. #VirgoSeason

🚨 BREAKING: The Minneapolis Catholic School Shooter, Robin Westman, posted a video on Y0uTube just moments before the shooting, displaying a message to “KlLL DONALD TRUMP” MORE DEMOCRAT VlOLENCE!

America’s bookstores: where every shelf is a remix album. Meanwhile, Europe’s out here writing actual books. We’ve got intellectual vending machines. They’ve got art. #AuthorsOfTwitter swampwirepress.com/post/the-great…