[recalling things I have done] ah yeahh haha I did that because I was evil. yeah I was evil at the time lol yeah my bad

BREAKING: Israel has dropped a new type of bomb in Gaza. Palestinians claim it’s a “mini nuke,” but analysis suggests it is likely a thermobaric (vacuum) weapon. Thermobaric bombs detonate by dispersing a fuel–air mixture, producing a high-pressure shockwave and intense heat.

Just agreed to go into my third day of work at 7:30 am for fun i cannot take this back now #oopsiepoopsie

It was fine i just had the sniffles and an ugly outfit

The year is 2015. I type “Stay alive fren” into my to my suicidal instagram friends comment section. I go about my day continuing to smell awful.

Getting the weekly urge to dm the kid i was a horrible friend to as a child and say #sorry

Had a slightly tense conversation with my mom and i decided to come back 15 seconds later and lighten the mood so i told her my boobs hurt

WHATTTTTT IS HAPPENING TO MY FAVORITE ALBUM

I decided to wait on a fancy calendar purchase until the price drops a bit for 2026 and i just checked the artists website again they RAISED IT 10 DOLLARS IM HAPPY FOR THEM BUT SAD FOR ME I WANT MY ARTSY HORSE CALENDAR

the original was so perfect… i’m sorry for what they did to you my thinky monkey…

i used after effects for the first time

to prove that modern art is not art , he arranged mundane objects and put them in a frame , to make a statement about the way people perceive art . in other words , modern art

Woke up with a massive headache surrounded by reese’s wrappers in my bed

Working somewhere that plays music you already listen to in ur free time after a life of paid spots by alex warren and unholy by sam smith 14 times a day