220 of my sex toys for your viewing pleasure

I will be moving eventually. I’ll be putting up a sales post hopefully by this weekend.

To make selling things easier, here is a new photo for the squish that are left. Still plenty of cute squish looking for new homes! All sales will go towards paying aug rent or human food (my pets have a large stock of food) #dongsales

Good morning I made you coffee ☕️

Also have this handsome fella that I'm open to hearing offers on. 💚👅 #dongsales 🎁Secondhand Sweeties🎁

I briefly mentioned this yesterday, but we finally have a new working mold for Large Ambrose! Since we just got it up and running, we'll only have three avaliable in this drop so we hope you'll like them ❤️ From left to right: Extra Soft, Soft, Medium* firmness.

It's finally time to announce our new model, well new to us! This beautiful creature from the Black Lagoon used to have a home with Monster Smash, and after a long wait, it is ready to join the Bards! Help us to welcome Gilbert back to the scene and out of the swamp! 😁

WTS Make me an offer, need to get most gone. From WA state

Note: Do not leave toys in clear plastic bag that say biodegradable. I have little bits of clear plastic to clean up.

Looks like someone is back from the 🪦

To celebrate the launch of our newest chonky friend, it's time for a freebie! Like, follow, and repost for a chance to win a Shitake Moix in soft firmness! 🍜🍄💕 Winners will be contacted on 09/22! Read on for more details!

WTS #dongsales! Almost all NIB and super discounted bc I've been trying to get these gone for a while. If I can't sell them soon, I probably have to trash them unfortunately 🥲 I take offers! RTs appreciated! More pics in thread!

Feeling Impish? 🖤❤️🤍 This Marrow and new toys are dropping next Friday 10/24 at 9pm EST! General shop updates, Typhon has started a new full time gig which is keeping him very busy. Both of us are working full time in addition to the squish shop. We plan to leave MTO custom

Im considering making a secondary account that I use as an archive for old (like, pre-2019/2020) toy stuff. Like, for instance, making threads of models that no longer exist with pics & their names? And the individual defunct shops would be searchable on my profile. Thoughts?

Happy Spooky Season! We've got a fun Halloween giveaway for y'all! Like, share, and follow to join, and good luck!

Bath time! 🫧🧼🫧 Another small drop for this Friday, but lots of model variety and a fresh batch of squish and Blindbag items.

Spider squish MTO are wrapping up today! We’re going to keep the listing up until 5pm EST 🕸️

Update dick cabinets! I added some cling film to them to spruce them up!

Friday fact: If they’re intimidated by your toy collection, they’re not ready for you.

Last couple of hours for 40% off cyber week items before they roll over into BOGO! The switcheroo happens tonight at 12am EST! New inventory will remain 20% off through the weekend as well! 💕