Tiktok Live is wild.

Happy Friday everyone

On a Thursday in 2010, we slipped into our monochromatic neons, ventured to a local park, and tried to manipulate the very fabric of time. We couldn’t quite sort out the whole general relativity thing, so we instead opted for a 21-hour interpretive dance and a series of

Zoomers rushing to download a Chinese state media app called "The Little Red Book" to show they're not gonna fall for state propaganda is something even we at The Babylon Bee couldn't have come up with

NAH IT LOOKS LIKE TRUMPS SIDE PROFILE WE ON GOD LIVE IN A SIM.

Thankful God gave me Pokemon autism instead of Nazi autism

a bad photoshop, no matter how bad, will always be funnier than an AI image. always. every single time. no exceptions.

BNO News Live “So much teeth” 😬

kendrick getting serena williams to crip walk while performing not like us is nasty work

Super huge honor to be asked to be part of Kendrick Lamar halftime revolution!!

Double the Valve monopoly I don't care. We're coming off of news stories a few months back of AAA Devs wanting to start putting ads in games, and Valve just slams the door. Here for it, fuck off.

accidentally got Ian Miles Cheong friend zoned in front of the entire internet. What a great start to Valentine’s Day.

Man you can’t put a novelty sized cigarette next to a chair with similarly sized grooves in it and not show us if it fits inside one of them

My toxic trait is that I don’t feel any sense of accomplishment after achieving something. Just a mild sense of relief that it’s done.

I’m with the penguins