NETFLIX GAVE JERRY SEINFELD SEVENTY FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS TO MAKE A FUCKING POP TARTS MOVIE

Emma Stone has two Best Actress wins and could be the biggest movie star on the planet if she wasn’t too busy hanging out with freaks and queers and I really love that for her

Important question for the class: Does Gen Z know why Brad Pitt and Ryan Gosling ever looked like this?

Incorrect. Mandy is Chasing Liberty, Katie Holmes is First Daughter.

If you can hear this picture it’s your month

Happy Pride

Happy pride month

History is full of monsters, but the person who decided we should install carpets in bathrooms in the '70s has to be at the top of the list.

Goodbye, I'm Shelly Duvall. :(

You know Gene, I didn’t think his legs were very long

RON HOWARD NARRATOR VOICE: As it turns out, maybe he should've been.

Will "Hillbilly Elegy" become Amy Adams' retrospective "Norbit" this awards season? I ask you.

No Drag Race Thailand representation=no me.

I hope angela sees this one day and thinks my performance is great enough for a low-budget movie 😭 #BB26

Ok sure The United States is currently dissolving into the Pacific Ocean, but I just had one of the best improv sets I've ever had so .... at least I got something good outta today.

Democracy as we know it may be teetering on the edge of a chasm tonight, but at least a Pilates instructor just complimented me on my flexibility.