(512): YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES. (512): Sorry i meant to send that to my mom

I've got my outfit sorted for Wednesday. If I'm going to suffer, at least I'll look great doing it. [Long, dramatic sigh.]

I don't do love potions, but I'll gladly help with the first two.

LIES AND SLANDER.

|| luka., Elijah, and Liliana. lol

Bi update: Incredibly mesmerizingly bisexual right now.

If I hear All I Want For Christmas one more FUCKING TIME—.

Take a moment to remember the beaten, stoned, and decapitated Saint Valentine while you're fucking your partner today.

God, we're cute.

Good evening. It is Sept. 23, 2017, the second day of fall. Go fuck a witch or something.

What the fuck.

The annual Machiavelli family reunion is coming up and frankly I'd rather die.

This coming from the guy who's bought.. /How/ many things off infomercials? x.com/OfPlayfulAntic…

Bi update: I'm deliciously bisexual.

I'm always a slut for dramatic lighting. #SeductiveSunday

Tsk.

Bi update: I'm flamboyantly bisexual.