Happy drive to survive day to all who celebrate 😭🙌🏼🏎️

It’s incredible how much time I spend on this stupid hellscape app considering I never remember to actually tweet anything.

Watching people fight for their lives listening to sleep token’s new song because the of the syncopation of a 4/4 time signature. Meanwhile it’s scratching an itch in my brain that I didn’t even know I had.

Hey uh, Formula 1 can yall PUT THE TIMES ON THE BOARD PLEASE??

I fear I have seen one (1) One Piece edit on TikTok that convinced me to watch it and now I have to start all six hundred billion episodes from the beginning

Honestly I can’t tell if I’m beating jet lag or it’s beating me at this point. I’ve slept on and off for the last nearly 12 hours between two flights and it’s 8 PM but also noon?

Went to Japan for two weeks where the slightest bump of a shoulder on the train earns a sincere apology. Was home for a day and got aggressively, pointedly flipped off by some guy who was mad that he couldn’t overtake me in a parking lot to beat me to the drive thru line 🙃

Btw I’m not dead I just suck at tweeting these days 😌

Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses

We will not bend the knee

Honestly I fear I will never recover from Gethsemane. Wild being a fan of band who is actually your biggest bully

I really need to uhhh… stop forgetting Twitter exists

Dropping in to let you know these have given me an attitude.

Got myself the cunty little Samsung flip phone and ngl it's taken me all day to set this thing up and get even the vaguest sense of how to use it but flipping it shut to end end a call has made me feel exceptionally powerful.

My birthday. Space mom's birthday. A good birthday all around, in my completely unbiased opinion. 💖

Two things. One: my friends have all told me I should bring back the old KidSidious username and like... Perhaps? Two: LOOK AT MY NAILS

Well I TRIED to change my name back to KidSidious at the demand/behest of my friends but someone else has it??

If anyone's wondering how I'm doing lately, I schedule a small crash out during my lunch break every day. But hey, we hit our quarterly bonus quota for Q4 so I had money to irresponsibltly spend on a new computer 👍🏻