they can’t keep getting away with it

i'm the first dude to ever doomscroll on doordash

BREAKING NEWS: Mother and daughter do not get along

If Mad Men was actually good.

Looked to my left at the dinner table and my mom was on Bumble

i’m grape maxxing

men will go to a bar and say shit like “do they have food here”

Women aren’t helpless, that’s why I choose to criticize their choices to uphold patriarchy and maintain male supremacy

playing Balatro drunk…

i feel like we gotta shame the guys that wanna hit you and choke you waaaaaaaay more than the guys that like feet #woke

Love is so crazy when you think about it and don’t get me started on water

did they put protein in fortnite?

🥀

my 9 hour flight cancelled their catering service and gave me a $15 voucher

eating the best carbonara of my life but a mf chewing loud as fuck with his mouth open watching reels out loud… italians are so😍😍

my boyfriend just said “beast mode…..or should i say…..breast mode”

Grocery shopping

Tiramisu latte is my favorite laxative. Happy valentine’s day❤️

What if it's at Myrtle Broadway

Wht the fuck