ethan: i'm in position benji: on your left you should see a sliding window and intercom ethan: i see it. talk to me, luther luther: ethan, listen carefully, you'll need to order a buffalo roast chicken sandwich meal with a medium jamocha shake [*whispering*] two jamocha shakes

What the hell is Bluey planning

Seeing Dune 2 tonight is bittersweet…. all accounts are that it’s a masterpiece, but that probably also means that this is the final day that The Beekeeper will hold the title of my favorite 2024 movie

IM DEADDDD 😭

Just need to get Willem Dafoe to sign on as Waluigi and we’re all set 🤌

The traffic lights are FACING THE WRONG WAY after that storm

Me at work right now:

Being terrible for years makes you appreciate it even more, but having your favorite baseball team in the post-season is AMAZING, highly recommend it.

ROYALS ROYALS ROYALS ROYALS #ForeverRoyal

Royals won a playoff series, my team won the beer league summer hockey championship, the new Clint Eastwood movie looks like a certified banger…. no one is more back than me right now

Brian watches the Pixar film Cars probably 3 or 4 times a week, so I went to the Cars Wiki to do some background research on a couple cars, which is where i got prompted if I was an adult or a kid. I may need to know what kind of adult content I’m in store for here 😅

RIP to the legend of all legends

0 combined nominations for Challengers and Juror #2, the Oscars are illegitimate this year and I will be protesting

the best parts of the new White Lotus season are Walton Goggins’s hairline and any time Parker Posey says “Lorazepam”

He got that Gogg in him

rip val kilmer. this is the coolest anyone has ever looked and ever will look.

This one hurts - one of my all time favorite actors. RIP Val

white lotus was right

Oh no he killed the pope