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Attention all K9-units! Possible sighting of Mr. Squirrel at coords 51°13'59.3"N 4°24'06.7"E. Stand by for grab and bag extraction.

Taking selfies is a struggle. Let me *does air quotes* 'show' you on my IG. instagram.com/reel/DHOrT_cMh…

When the smoke of the breech settles. It's time to exchange IDs. Tap the kinktree patch with your phone when you see this pupofficer. And let him tap you(rs). 👉👈

Wow! Someone is checking me out! 😱Thank you for the likes!!! Tharek

Always at the ready for humping legs and being of service to naughty boys who have certain needs. (Deine befriedigung ist unsere priorität! - Your satisfaction is our priority!)

While everyone is rooting for Blåhaj. I have my Livlig. (Suspiciously eyeing my '"excitement" for this wetsuit.)

I'm never going to be in chastity... but this is... very intersting! 😍

Did I just see someone hiding? "Hey you! Yeah you! Come out of your hiding place! Don't be afraid, I'm not gonna hurt you!"

If it fits we sits! Look at them smiling being all cute in the moist warmth of my boots.

I have a thing for gloves. They're like a nice pair of sneakers or boots. Or like socks on feet. It's more about the aesthetic rather than their functionality. But then again. They can have a different use than their intended purpose. Well to me at least. IYKYK 😇

*sigh* not really feeling it today. Not really down. Just a bit weak I guess. Cuddles? Hmmm this bean bag makes me look like I am in a huge speech bubble.

TGIF!

🎶Hold it. Don't break it. ... You feel the static. Tonight is magic. ... You've been looking for an answer for so long you've got to have it.🎶

"If I hide in this cloud I'm sure nobody will see me." -DerpWolf

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Apparently I have been wearing my jockstrap wrong these past few days. Is this how you do it? It smells a little bit though.

Woof!

"To pop, or not to pop, that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the hills and valleys of outrageous widths, or to take arms against a stretch of length. And by highs grant them." -DerpWolf