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Congratulations to the Miami Dolphins!!! They are now cancer free!

Daniels, Goff, Bridgewater, Brady. The quarterbacks are giving phenomenal performances from the booth to the field!

I’d call him a weirdo, but I know most of you would do it too. 🤣

Kentucky fans know that he’s doing the thing!!!

Liam Coen went from most love coordinator in the NFL to most hated head coach in the span of 3 hours.

Josh Allen is what Baltimore thinks Lamar Jackson is.

This won’t hurt Elon Musk. Dudes about to kill the market once starlink gets perfected with T-Mobile

This performance was better than anything the Cleveland Browns did this year…

So, first passing touchdown technically goes to Mahomes?

This is the most American thing I’ve seen on this app yet! 🤣

Tell me why Illinois coach and Bob Parr’s boss have the same vibes?

Tennessee picked a great time to play their best basketball. Kentucky picked the worst time to play their worst basketball. This was a disaster from the start.

All of this started when The Babylon Bee got banned from Twitter…

Enjoy the $5 seats Cleveland Browns fans! What an absolute train wreck! They could’ve used a veteran like Nick Chubb to help ease the minds of a couple rookie QB’s.

No news here…

Charlie Kirk has been a friend to the Bee since day one. The media monsters and progressive politicians that proliferate anti-conservative and anti-Christian resentment have blood on their hands.

Guess I need to change up my page…

LET THE ALL-AMERICAN HALFTIME SHOW BEGIN