There are many moments in life where I stop. Look at an imaginary camera and say, “This is why I’ve never been married.”

I’ve never regretted something more in my adult life than accepting an 8am dentist appointment. This should’ve been a whole ass day. Who even am I anymore?

Might be slightly in love with the Alien RPG ruleset. Must read the book x3 to confirm.

does ur life insurance know u like being strangled during sex

Been very hush about Loot and Dagger Podcast stuff because I’m lazy and old, not because it’s obviously exciting. First recording session in over two years. Complete with lasers, middle management dad bod devils, and emotional support hamsters.

Ever love a couch so much but everyone tells you it’s bad for your dating life?

That moment when someone gets rightfully fired and almost an entire department celebrates with whiskey and donuts.

Inspired by the White Hart from #HouseOfTheDragon, this venison pie blends Ancient Roman flavors with flakey pastry and juicy redcurrant. Learn More: wp.me/p7uqcc-2Rn Pin it for Later: pin.it/SLa0LzH

Vasectomy appointment was great. Doctor drew a somewhat dark and crude, hypothetically my, dick pic.

Goals

Having all the fun with @CriticalBard 🔴 Dot 🔜 GenCon 🔴 and a bunch of other ridiculously wonderful people.

Nerd cruise pt.2

The moment, at midnight, a bartender looks you straight in the eyes and says he hand makes shoes. You buy them. Especially if his business is called “laser dans” What have I done?

We're taking a holiday break this week. We'll see you all in 2023! Have a happy new year!

Look those beautiful faces. <3

What is the sexiest thing a man could say to you? ‘I talked to my therapist about that. I’m working through it.’ 🫠🫠

Let's talk about the path forward. spr.ly/60113XsCF

Late but still awesome. Fun night with the geek fam.

A weighted blanket is by far my favorite purchase of 2023.