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How could I, fool that I am, go on sitting in my office, or here at home, instead of leaping onto a train with my eyes shut and opening them only when I am with you? Franz Kafka, 1912.

2 kafka retweets in a row my bad guys

when my hour of unpaid labor and getting yelled at by my boss passes the bechdel test 😌

mr grinch you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they’ll kill you

The Lantern Bearers, by American painter Maxfield Parrish (1908). Crystal Bridges Museum of American Art.

the mason-dixie borderline personality disorder

mechanic said my car’s overdue for a “tire” “rotation” um ok??? my tires literally rotate every day

Maya Fidawi ,Lebanese children's book illustrator.

at the point of being drunk where the moon is god

but the people on television said it 🥺🫶🏻

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

virginia woolf's 1931 new years resolutions: “to have none. not to be tied. to be free & kindly with myself. sometimes to read, sometimes not to read. to go out, yes—but stay at home in spite of being asked. as for clothes, i think to buy good ones”

horse pair looking at home builder sign perhaps interested in buying property ready to start a new life together

Scratch marks on a man's arms raise concerns as investigators begin to question if he played a role in a woman's murder. Don't miss a new episode of Philly Homicide this Saturday at 9/8c on Oxygen True Crime.

they bullied him for his backpack 😭

the AI that is forced on me - like at the top of google searches - is so consistently and thoroughly wrong that any time i hear of someone using it willingly, it’s like hearing that they go outside to hit themself in the head with a baseball bat