Permanently stuck between ”I really want to talk to you” and “I don’t want to annoy you”

"AwkwardPosts: Do you ever look at your friends and think "why the hell aren't we comedians?"" Roofies

Using an electric blanket in winter because I don't have soneone to cuddle with.... #foreveralone

Fuck life!!! #Overit

Ek kanu meeri... oor lewe!

Whats the difference between a knife and a girls argument?... A knife has a point.

Yoh... watching #iamlegend again... getting emotional now, with the scene with his dog....

World's largest single food item on any menu is whole camel stuffed with sheep stuffed with chicken stuffed with fish." Roofies

So I wonder what kelly rowland means in her new song by "I like my kisses down low"? #sarcasm #truestory

So verder vra ek vir Monique van Straaten en Simone Nieuwoudt om vir my iets randoms te koop vir R20..... dis wat ek gekry het...

I'm probably not the first person to notice, but the plots of "Finding Nemo" and "Taken" are virtually identical.

If a bra is an "over the shoulder boulder holder" then what would you call mens underwear? An under the butt nut hut.

"Roofies Simone Nieuwoudt : Marlboro was originally launched as a woman's cigarette in 1924."

The poor guy drawing the balls for champions leugue groups is struggling... haha

Hahaha die weirdest name! Flippen snaaks... list25.com/25-of-the-stra…

"Retarded Mom: GTA V secrets sp pic.tvvitter.co/1bSntvQ" Roofies

"Steve Stifler: You can get any girl if you win over her parents. So have sex with her Mom first." Roofies