I think they should spice up love island by putting two sexy fuckers in with aids 😈 #LoveIsland2018

How cute is my princess ❤️❤️ giving me her dummy is the equivalent of giving someone their last rolo ❤️ #lastrolo #daddyslittlegirl

The global sign for cunt

When a lass pretends it's not her who's absolutely stinking then the reaction the second you call her a stinker 😂😂 #daughters #girls

I can't remember anyone singing " get your tits out for the lads " yesterday at the #safc #CelticFC match 😂😂 #Football #idiots

I think my little princess is going to be a performer of some kind when she's older ❤️ #AmericasGotTalent

Bear hugs 🐻🐻❤️❤️❤️🐻🐻 #bearhug #teddybear #daddysLittleGirls

I wouldn't mind some of the steroids what makes Jon jones fights the way he does 😂 #JonJones #ufc

If first impression are everything , why do they tell you to never judge a book by the cover 🤔 #quotes

I can't wait till my girls are older so i can take them to the gym to spar where it's acceptable for me to punch them in the nose😂 #dadlife

I bet Hugh Hefner was pumped full of that many viagra that they can't get the lid down on his coffin ... #RIPHughHefner

Freddy Kruger is the true evil scary bastard of the 80s not that stupid clown with a balloon 🎈

When they tell you that they don’t have a cocaine problem because they only have a few lines on a weekend 😂😂 #cocaine #addict

Alcohol is the diets enemy !! #diets

Welcome to the mad house 😂 there’s a good chance my princesses will be going to gymnastics when old enough ❤️ #DaddyDaughter #gymnastics

CBeebies makes a parents life a lot easier ❤️ #cbeebies

Steak and blowjob day and the hoover decides to stop working !! #steakandbj

She’s not as daft as she looks 😂 you’ve really got to have eyes in the back of your head.. #babygirl #DaddyDaughter

I have zero authority in this house ... absolute divas seeing how far they can push me before i start rocking in the corner mumbling to myself 😂 #dad #dadlife

Everyone seems to think the world is evolving , so how does it seem to be getting harder to live these days 🤔 #world #evolution