Who could possibly have predicted Ticketmaster would crash today? I mean, obviously not Ticketmaster, but

Maybe he just watched School of Rock

When I pinned my evergreen tweet in 2017 I really had no idea how evergreen, huh

Twitter may be a dumpster fire, but the real dumpster fire was the friends we made along the way.

If Thanksgiving dinner is not in your budget, Home Sweet Home Ministries will serve free meals in its facility at 303 E. Oakland Ave. in Bloomington. pantagraph.com/news/local/yes…

Last month in Scotland…

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9yo: It’s so close to 2023! Me: yeah… 9yo: Breath of the Wild 2 is almost out! Me: sure May you also have long-lasting excitement for something that doesn’t come out for another 7 months.

Everyone encouraging me to move to Mastadon is really underestimating how tired I am.

Excellent responses. My answer: spoons and spatulas. I have 1200; stop giving them to me.

If only there was some sort of seasonally appropriate story about the ills of one man having too much money and being awful to everyone.

My teenager doesn't even get this combative and angsty

Sometimes you say nothing, not because you have nothing to say, but because you know the people you are saying it to won’t receive it.

Good.

This looks adorable! More sweet and wholesome games please and thank you, universe.

For all the people whining about the menopause ad, I hope you see it one million more times.